reboot

Here at Phase2 Technology we have a futuristic coffee machine. It is supposed to work like this: You pick your little plastic cup out of the cardboard box and drop it into the damp, crusty slot at the top of the machine. Then you place your logo mug from the internet company you worked for in 2001 (that went bankrupt) under the spout. Finally, you hit the blue glowing button and watch your steaming brew trickle out like a magical stream of deliciousness.

That’s the way it is supposed to work, anyway… Instead, you get this…